Random ODST Sergeant: “I think that Spartan is schizofrenic.”
Apollo: I’m not schizophrenic, I just like talking to all the voices in my head.” (verbatim)
Atlas: “Next person to talk out of turn is fired from game makers.”
*Eveyone in the teamspeak channel is screaming and laughing*
Atlas: “Lee you’re fired.”
Me: “The hell did I do?”
Atlas: “Fuck you, suck it up and get out.”
Atlas: “I am the hamburglar.”
Aible Reins: “Agent Insantiy, you just killed an entire squad of friendly marines.”
Insanity: “They got in the way.”
Aible Reins: “But they were a mile away from the enemy.”
Insanity: “Well that’s not my fault, every way is my way.”
Victor Grimm: “You will Fire rockets at the enemy until your fingers are bleeding, your lungs are nothing but smoke, and there is a half foot crater behind you, from all of the back blast.”
SgtMaj Allison: “Every marine in this room is a potential suspect for murder. We won’t go into details bu-“
Random Marine: “I murdered him. It was me, I stabbed him in cold blood.”
SgtMaj Allison: “The murder we’re investigating we done with a pistol.”
Random Marine: *Sits back down and stays quiet for the rest of the briefing*