If you say so. -1 fuck you.

Have the bigger dick than them*

My former girlfriend's new boyfriend hates my friend and he poked holes in his condoms and now my sister is pregnant

Hello. As you have likely concluded, my name is Micky. Micky Rossi, that is. This is the name that I was... issued at birth; decided upon by my inscrutable father, Reginald Rossi. As you may have also concluded, my father demonstrated... little regard for grammatical standards at the time of my...

Alive.