Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Kai]

** The sounds of a volus would be heard sounding shekely than ever, he would say " Alright you damn goys this is a stick up give me all your shekels and submit to the great judism of the Volus"
**A feminin Volus would be heard " *HSSSSK* YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND YOU DAMN NAZI, GIVE ME YOU SHEKELS"

 

[HexyFlexyMonGon]

** The sounds of a volus would be heard sounding shekely than ever, he would say " Alright you damn goys this is a stick up give me all your shekels and submit to the great judism of the Volus"
**A feminin Volus would be heard " *HSSSSK* YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND YOU DAMN NAZI, GIVE ME YOU SHEKELS"

You forgot the part they got shot, too.

Jan Itor is a real hero.

 

[Kai]

Me: Someone needs to stop Toni before he rapes Turner!
*10 minutes later*
*Gets raped by Toni*
Me: I now have PTSD.

 

[Kai]

**Raped, shot in the foot, broken legs and shot in the shoulder. Asher:
**"No everything will be fine in Omega"

 

[Mr Fielding]

Foxtrot

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[Boomhauer]

*In the middle of an argument about England being shit*
"England has no go zones where the Muslims live, where you can't even enforce the laws!"
"Yeah we only have those in black areas!"

 

[Kai]

OOC:
Bitrate: We should rename ERP to LoloRP
Bitrate: That's all she has ever done in a /me anyway.

 

[Boomhauer]

"He didn't ERP, I raped him." ~ Zeus/Toni Martono

 

[!Graylox!]

"Do it no balls." ~ Me in response to a threat of rape.

To who? Your dad?

 

[Boomhauer]

To who? Your dad?

Yes.

 

[Kai]

Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio says "I need you to do something for me"
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio says "It's not gay I swear"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Oh no.."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Famous last words.."
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio says "I need you to look at my dick and tell me if it's big or not"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Alright."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Have fun you two."
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio (STEAM_0:1:81014819) (superadmin) (The Crew of The Prometheus) said /me would unbuckle his belt and zip it down plopping his dick out
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio yells "Look at this dick!"
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio yells "Big dick boy!"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Cino I'm so sorry for your lost.."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Your lost of your innocent eyes."
**Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio his dick would get clipped by the zipper, but nothing crazy
[SR3] Ciri'Vaesa vas Zaaji says "Who's Cino?"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Shit.."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Dammit."
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio says "Ciri is my wife"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Too many quarians look the same."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Alright."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Back I had to read a book, before coming back."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "So um.."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "I'm sorry for what I've walked into.."
**Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio would clear his throught
[LOOC] [SR3] Ciri'Vaesa vas Zaaji: throat
Grayson "Hellsing" Raccio says "We can examine eachothers"
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "I didn't know it was a one-man dick measuring challange."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Okay."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Bye."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "Have fun."
[SR3] Ciri'Vaesa vas Zaaji says "Don't finish that sentence"

 

[Kai]

"He didn't ERP, I raped him." ~ Zeus/Toni Martono

I still have PTSD.

 

[Sevan]

[MP-ENS-SP] Asher Abram says "I eat ass, McCarthy."

 

[Kai]

Abram: Dick measuring contest.
Everyone else rolls low.
Me: 97.

 

[Boomhauer]

"Hey can I criticize someone for talking about shutting down the server?"

"SHUUUUUUUT IIIIIT DOOOOOOOOOWN!"

 

[Kai]

"Hey can I criticize someone for talking about shutting down the server?"

"SHUUUUUUUT IIIIIT DOOOOOOOOOWN!"

I-I don't remember this quote from the server...

 

[Boomhauer]

I-I don't remember this quote from the server...

Yes you do

 

[Kai]

Yes you do

I-I don't like these new memes..only Wilson..would understand..

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

I-I don't like these new memes..only Wilson..would understand..

Shhh, it's okay. I'm here now.​

 

[Kai]

Shhh, it's okay. I'm here now.​

9 Hours Later​