Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Vanity]

[LOG] Captain Davey Foster said [ME] "hits the nae nae"

 

[Boomhauer]

"I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!" ~ Nick Floures

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Asher "Yanke" Abram to admins: foxhound was hardworking until a dishwasher joined

 

[Boomhauer]

"-That was the Spartan I used to physically abuse and then she'd suck me off." ~ Davey

 

[Boomhauer]

"My sisters got double D's and she says it hurts like a bitch." ~ Dayz
"What when you squeeze them?" ~ Davey
"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!" Coffee Cup Carl

 

[Hyperion]

[LOG] [PO2] Gavius Varnion said [W] "*Ass has approached.*"

 

[Hyperion]

[LOG] [SR3] Zeesa'Yusa vas Xodin used "/pm Davey [Conscious] WOAH MAN HOL UP! What the fuck you doin' man?! Think I aint see ya with them two hoes? Look man, Im tellin ya again man, they fuckin whores, don do it man. I know you missin that fine Zanas ass, but the right ass will come along for you in time man, ya hear? Look, tell ya what, if yas gonna chose one, choose Luma. She seem loyal, ya hear man? "

 

[Vanity]

"Welcome to Foster's Abortion Clinic, You rape em' we scrape em' no fetus can beat us." -Davey
"lmao fetus deletus and eatus" -Dayz

 

[Hazard]

"Welcome to Foster's Abortion Clinic, You rape em' we scrape em' no fetus can beat us." -Davey
"lmao fetus deletus and eatus" -Dayz

I'm dead XD

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

"Daddy Davey: [WO1] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris killed [SR2] Sarah Harris with nut_hands"

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Have you ever thought about deep throating a mouse? -Drain
My balls are going to be pancakes after this! - Vanity

 

[Boomhauer]

"I'd make a better president than Trump." ~ Dayz
"Niggy your credit card can't pass constitutional bills."

 

[William]

"Cop came down the road, he got bound and blindfolded, stripped naked, then they took him somewhere in the woods, brought his car with them, burned his car and told him to walk home." ~ Davey when asked why cops don't go down his road.

 

[Dayzcool]

IT'S NOT MILK IT'S FUCKING SEMEN!
I HAVE A 5 POUND JAR OF DOG SEMEN THAT IS WHAT IS ON MY CEREAL!-Davey

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Did you get your piloting license from a cereal box?
-Musyafar

 

[Mr Fielding]

**[SR2] Rick Sanchez slides the credit shit to the bartender for payment.
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[Vanity]

"I'm looking up your skirt." -Grayson to a 14 year old

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

[SR2] Nick Floures says in radio: "|NEC| The Security CO just raped me with his metal baton."
[WO1] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris says in radio: "[NEC} He tried to sniff my asshole!"
[SR2] Nick Floures says in radio: "|NEC| LIES!"

 

[Jakedog4422]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DU SHHOOOOOOOONERRRRRRR WEEEEEEE ESTERLEID- Jacob McDonald

 

[Jack Hat]

"Her m͓̽o͓̽u͓̽t͓̽h͓̽ runs faster than her l͓̽e͓̽g͓̽s͓̽" - Jameson