[NSFW-A] Unholy and cringe with jokes.

[Jack Hat]

Post all your politically incorrect and morally disgusting jokes below. No joke is off limits.


First joke:
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?



A: Take your foot off its head!

 

[Jack Hat]

So my wife walked into the room while I was having sex with our daughter. I wasnt sure what she was more freaked out by, the fact I was fucking our daughter or the fact the abortion clinic gave me the fetus

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

Wow... I could see this getting me in trouble... I think I'll wait for William's OK before I join the fun...

@William

 

[William]

I don't know.... Some fucked up jokes lol a director or the forum manager can give their decisions.

 

[Doc]

I BELIEVE!
If you're in special ed
And you're late to class
It's now politically incorrect to call that person tardy

~Larry the Cable Guy​

 

[Bryson]

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

OK...what's the difference between a dollar and a Jew?

I'd be pissed if I lost 6 million dollars!

 

[Richthofen]

So two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy says "My dad died in Auschwitz, he was gassed." The other guy replied "My father died in Auschwitz too, he fell off of the guard tower."

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

EDIT: Got another one,
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.​

 

[Jakedog4422]

Alright two black guys wald down the street. Ones got 98 cents other one has $1. Then they come across a store that says "We can turn you white for 99 cents". The two black guys make the plan, the dollar will go in, see if its good, and come out with the penny to give the 99 cent guy. 15 minutes pass and the guy walks out with fresh clothes, money out the ass, Blonda Hair Blue Eyes and white. 98 cent goes and says "wow dude give me the penny so I can get it too!" White guy looks him straight in the eye and says....

Get a job nigger

 

[Jakedog4422]

And thats how I got banned off the fourms

 

[Jakedog4422]

A dead fetus

 

[DarkJesture]

Why does a black man only have 2 pallbearers? The garbage can only has 2 handles.

What's the difference between a boyscout and a jew? Boy scouts come back from camp.

 

[Richthofen]

A dead fetus

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
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- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
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- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
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- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

How do you fit 100 Jews in a VW Beetle?

2 in the front seats, 2 in the back seats, and 96 in the ash tray.

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the worst thing about being black AND Jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

 

[Richthofen]

What's the difference between a New and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the worst thing about being black AND Jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

LOL I hadn't heard that second one before. I saw that and busted out laughing.





Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
Cause Jews only have 10 fingers.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
You take the pizza out of the oven.

Two Jewish children were sitting on a rooftop near a chimney. A stranger on the ground called up "What are you kids doing?" The children responded "Waiting for our parents."

 

[Jack Hat]

How do you make a little girl cry even more?

Wipe your bloody Dick off On her teddy bear

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

Why don't Jews eat pussy?
It's too close to the "gas chamber"!

You wanna but a WW2 vintage Italian army rifle? (Never been fired! Only dropped once!)

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving!

Why are Polish men such bad lovers?
They always wait for the swelling to go down before they start!

What do Obama and Jesus have in common?
Jesus didn't have a birth certificate, either!

What's the difference between Obama and God?
God doesn't think he's Obama!

 

[Lin]

This Is Not A Racist Joke


What do you call a black abortion center?

Crimes Stoppers.