Continue the story ~

[Dexitiy ♕]

Basic, just keep the story flowing and going as long as possible, only put ONE line. Inappropriate replies will be removed.


Once there was a man named Jim -

 

[Pringleman]

And he went to the store where he-

 

[Doc]

Decided to try on condoms-

 

[Musyafar]

In the middle of-

 

[Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel]

kid's section-

 

[Pringleman]

And a kid walked up and said-

 

[Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel]

nice condom, what's the flavor?-

 

[Pringleman]

Dick flavor ,you want one-

 

[Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel]

does it taste like candy?-

 

[Conway]

yes, it tastes like jolly ranchers-

 

[Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel]

can I try some?-

 

[McMeme]

Only if you call me daddy-

 

[Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel]

stranger danger-

 

[Musyafar]

The child runs to his parents-

 

[Doc]

And smacks them repeatedly-

 

[Jakedog4422]

Then hitler comes and says-

 

[Doc]

Take the blue pill and be transported to my summer camp, or you can take the red pill and be transported to my other summer camp-

 

[Jakedog4422]

Jim took the Red pill and was appointed as commander of the new fascist reich-

 

[Buggles]

He then found the Concentration Camp-

 

[Pringleman]

Then he said screw it and Said-