Playing PUBG with Dayz

[Doc]

@Dayzcool : "Doc, get over here, I found a 1911"

Me: *Walks over to the bathroom, grabs the 1911 and gets shot in the ass*

Dayz: *Snickers over TS*

Me: "Do I really need to say anything?"

Dayz: *More snickering*

*5 minutes later after getting shot about 10 more times by Dayz*

Dayz: "Need a med kit?"

Me: *Sarcasm* "NO! Why would I need a med kit?!?!?"

Dayz: "Get over here and heal"

Me: *Sighs, walks over, heals, gets shot in the back of the head by Dayz*

 

[Arminanimator]

Dayz: "Doc, get over here, I found a 1911"

Me: *Walks over to the bathroom, grabs the 1911 and gets shot in the ass*

Dayz: *Snickers over TS*

Me: "Do I really need to say anything?"

Dayz: *More snickering*

*5 minutes later after getting shot about 10 more times by Dayz*

Dayz: "Need a med kit?"

Me: *Sarcasm* "NO! Why would I need a med kit?!?!?"

Dayz: "Get over here and heal"

Me: *Sighs, walks over, heals, gets shot in the back of the head by Dayz*

Sounds like you need better friends

 

[Kai]

Pure Depression, Doc.

 

[Joshey]

I do the same thing back because he fucks our team every damn time

 

[Joshey]

Yesterday we won a squad by killing dayz