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Sloan Harken - Ain't Nothing But A Heart Ache


Jul 14, 2017
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Unit Identification Information.

Unit Identification Image:

Unit Name: Sloan Harken
Unit Gender: Male
Unit Species: Turian
Unit Ranking: Ship drunk 4th class

Unit ID Number: N/A
Age: 33


Personnel General Information.

Unit training: Turian Officer Academy, Bar-hopping and Drug Dealing
Unit Assignment: New Eden
Operational Status: Intoxicated
Unit Casualty Status:
Failing liver
Previous Post: Omega
Unit MOS: Ground Drunk


Unit Faction Relationships.

Faction Allegiance: Alcohol
Listed Liked Factions: Alcohol

Unit Personnel Relationships.

Passionately Loved:
  • Gavius Varnion: Some turians are strong, but this one is strong enough to break the metal ice sheet that is my cold dead heart, filling it with his love, deep inside of me.
  • Anastasia Barrelrollskaya.: This gold haired creature with squishy chest bubbles is my wife, and the only woman that is strong enough to break the metal ice sheet that is my cold dead heart, while I'm filling her up deep inside with my hot love.
  • Weyrloc Iron: Only krogan I'd drink with and not have to worry about being crushed by, and the only soldier on the ship that seems to remember we're only here to eradicate the reaper threat and not run around solving people's personal issues. If the closest man I have on a multi-species ship is a krogan, there's a huge problem with this ship.
  • Asher: Pill-popping human, no idea what's going on.
  • Phara Helix: An asari with thighs of steel, strong thighs, strong grip.
  • Amara D'Rosan: Apparently she got brainwarped into another asari's body.
  • Prometheus Crew: Dead on arrival, ain't even worried about.
  • Turian women: Not worth the time, should be airlocked, wouldn't even choke-fuck them out of spite.
  • Cal'Seris: He got a varren pregnant, and then he got pregnant, and then gave his wife the clap and got her pregnant with a varren. He is a filthy animal.
  • Nirisa Loor: We should've had a blue turian kid together, we could have had a sweet dream in a beautiful nightmare.
  • Half Captain Cross: He doesn't know what's going on most of the time, and he keeps babies in the walls or something.
Get Fucked:
  • Jameson Harris: The serial whipper, thank the heavens he died an agonizing death. If I wasn't married, I'd choke-fuck the shit out of his wife out of spite.
  • Nick Floures: Acceptable casualty.
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