THE CANUCKS ARE COMING

[Richthofen]

EVERYONE! Raise up your arms and prepare to drive back the invading Canadians. We must purge them from our ranks and our lives.

TO ARMS!

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

We must punish them for their foul "Terence and Phillip"... It's time for "Operation Human Shield"!

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

I though this wall bullshit was left in Nomad.
But, none the less, we have weaponry to defeat you.
More hockey sticks than actual sticks in America, more maple syrup than the water in Hoover Dam, more politeness than your dead nan and not as much mass surveillance than there is in America.

Good luck, eh.
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Signed,
Major Général Jonathan "Maple" Wilson
Commander Of The Canadian Army

 

[\m/ MAYHEM \m/]

We...are...DOOMED! I will now speak the only French words I know...

We surrender!

 

[James]

NOW WE TAKE OUR PRIZE FOR DEFEATING THEM
WE BURN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN BUT LEAVE TRUMP CUZ HE'S THE ACTUAL ENEMY

 

[Richthofen]

You Canucks are no better than the French. I shall raise my finger, and I know you will all surrender. The only difference is that rather than shitty croissants, you will attempt to attack us with maple syrup.