Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Jack Hat]

"Welcome to Foster's Abortion Clinic, You rape em' we scrape em' no fetus can beat us." -Davey
"lmao fetus deletus and eatus" -Dayz

I cant tell him any jokes without him stealing them

 

[Boomhauer]

[RS] Jonathan: I did not just spend 1-2 hours of my life on learning sounds for PAC to not get to ERP on the fucking Citadel my nigga

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Cross-
"I'm playing Dragon Ball Z."
"Which character are you?"
"I'm a fucking airplane."

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

"The weapon fails to fire, As Jameson did not realize the General leaves unspent rounds in all of his guns, as a back up strategy."

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

[LOG] Asher "Yanke" Abram said [ME] "rapes"
Asher "Yanke" Abram has rolled 57.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm gonna find that janitor, and I'm gonna suck his dick.

-Vanity

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Frankly, I'm in awe that a man managed to shove his head so far up his ASS.

-Boomhauer

 

[Cross]

[RS] Jonathan: GET YOUR TURIAN DICK SUCKED
[RS] Jonathan: BY VACIA
[RS] Jonathan: DO IT
[RS] Jonathan: DO IT
[RS] Jonathan: DO IT
Devilious: huh
[RS] Jonathan: OH
[RS] Jonathan: FUCK
[RS] Jonathan: FUCK
[RS] Jonathan: WRONG GUY

 

[Boomhauer]

[SR2] Shela'Ri Vas'Icarus says in radio: "I... Love you. Can you thrust, please?"

 

[Vanity]

[LOG] [SR2] Rick Sanchez said [ME] "drops his pants "I'm ready""

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: mini event we rape sarah wilson

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: and jack has to raise a child he doesnt care about

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: we ruin his life

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: good? good?

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: time traveling children of the crewmen

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: stop postting quotes of me

Sevan [SAOD] to admins: faggot

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

[OOC] Boomhauer: We got a 14 year old with the voice of Woody fuckin Woodpecker rping a pregnant chick, game over bois
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[Dayzcool]

I almost got raped by a jew~Cross talking about him almost being raped as a highschooler

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

[SR2] Phara Helix says in radio: "[NEC} IM in the showers, please warn if your coming in"
[OOC] Cross - The shitty space wizard: I never warn when I cum in

 

[Kaje]

Gavius and Kaje are having a cute-ass dinner date. No one is around but them in the deck.
**[PO1] Gavius Varnion laughed to himself, "Maybe I will, and I'm glad you're enjoying yourself."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "This is... Amazing."
**[SR3] Kaje Tertius Ate another piece of fish.
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Looks like I got some competition now."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Now I gotta step up my game when we get some R&R."
[ENS] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris says "Yes apparently"
[LOOC] [SR3] Kaje Tertius: Wat
[LOOC] [PO1] Gavius Varnion: wat

He was across the map.

 

[!Graylox!]

Gavius and Kaje are having a cute-ass dinner date. No one is around but them in the deck.
**[PO1] Gavius Varnion laughed to himself, "Maybe I will, and I'm glad you're enjoying yourself."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "This is... Amazing."
**[SR3] Kaje Tertius Ate another piece of fish.
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Looks like I got some competition now."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Now I gotta step up my game when we get some R&R."
[ENS] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris says "Yes apparently"
[LOOC] [SR3] Kaje Tertius: Wat
[LOOC] [PO1] Gavius Varnion: wat

He was across the map.

Your real competition is Numbus.

 

[Boomhauer]

Gavius and Kaje are having a cute-ass dinner date. No one is around but them in the deck.
**[PO1] Gavius Varnion laughed to himself, "Maybe I will, and I'm glad you're enjoying yourself."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "This is... Amazing."
**[SR3] Kaje Tertius Ate another piece of fish.
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Looks like I got some competition now."
[SR3] Kaje Tertius says "Now I gotta step up my game when we get some R&R."
[ENS] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris says "Yes apparently"
[LOOC] [SR3] Kaje Tertius: Wat
[LOOC] [PO1] Gavius Varnion: wat

He was across the map.

We can only hope this goes as well as the last time Gavius had a relationship.

 

[Hohen]

Oof

 

[Hohen]

[SR3] Boris Vadinski yells "who wants to be molested"

 

[Hohen]

**[PO3] Zeesa'Yusa nar Xodin was carrying her pizza, wings, and Diet Doctor Coke. "Sure. why not?"
[SR3] Fredericus Hohenzoller says "Nice, hows that boneless pizza ?"
[PO3] Zeesa'Yusa nar Xodin says "*Dope as hell.*"
[SR3] Fredericus Hohenzoller says "Nice "