Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Hohen]

Everyone blinks as they would forget what the hell was going on. The last thing they woudl remember was Bodegas ship crashing onto one of the hangar doors, Fred looks down and can feel his balls hugging his balls inside his underwear

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] Hawkeye: I'm glad that my ballz almost cause a civil war

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Hazard: you are criticizing the criticism

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

[OOC] Sevan: yo yall know that moment when your school is getting shot up so you text your roblox girlfriend one last time and the school shooters phone dings

 

[Hohen]

When the school shooter is actually Sarah Harris in disguise

 

[HexyFlexyMonGon]

[SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya Afanasievna says "Someone *please* fix this scrap heap."
Junk" says "Techinaclly lokoking at your history from Poverty, you are a scrap heap here to be changed"

Got dun' roasted by a robot.

 

[HexyFlexyMonGon]

7:01 PM - floyd waymeather: wtf
7:05 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧: google Varren
7:05 PM - floyd waymeather: nah
7:08 PM - floyd waymeather: what is it
7:08 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧: Space Dog from mass effect
7:08 PM - floyd waymeather: wtf
7:08 PM - floyd waymeather: space doggie
7:08 PM - floyd waymeather: space doggie style
7:09 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧: "Varren Style..."

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

A female salarian would be heard screaming in the club. "RITIS?!?!? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?!"

 

[HankHandsome]

Event Discussion:

Vanity: "So I'm thinking of including Vacia in this event. Not sure if that'd be good or bad."

Hank: "Well I'd say yeah but I wanna play my char so I can try and get her back."

Vanity: "Why do you want her back so bad?"

Hank: "She's nice."

Vanity: "She literally shot you in the back."

Hank: "Ehh.."

Hank: "Nobodies perfect."

 

[Cross]

Cross:*Death metal music bursting through microphone* GUYS YOU LIKE IT?!

Wilson:I have something better!

Wilson:*Sends Falklands Islands National Anthem*

>Mfw I lose my shit.

 

[Boomhauer]

*Vanity asking why Gebhuza has level 10 Ghetto CQC*

"Gregiore was the hardest nibby on his block."
"Block?! He's African! There's no block there a some straw, and a tiki torch!"
"Hardest nibby in his tribe boi, hardest nibby in his tribe."
"Oh yeah, what's the hardest thing he fought huh?!"
"Dood, he fought a lion."
"A Lion?! A fucking Lion?!"
"Yeah Nibby, Gregiore the hardest nibby on his block. This bitch ass lion strut into the village, he walk up to Gregiores bitch, he tryna FLEX on her. But this little bitch of a lion aint know Gregiore "Bigsby" Gebhuza in town nigga. He roll up on this boy, timbs on, nibby like him in that neighborhood had to have his timbs on at all times. Nibby starts throwin' his hands, and this bitch ass Lion clearly sat infront of the umpire in baseball cause his face straight catchin' his hands. Bigsby sent that bitch ass Lion back over the border to Rwanda nibby."

 

[Hohen]

[LOOC] Wilson On Duty [S-ADMIN]: Who trained you in dosmestic abuse Hyperion?


[LOOC] Wilson On Duty [S-ADMIN]: Before it was +10

[LOOC] [SR3] Noviia Corpus: Probably Cross

[LOOC] [PO3] Jakius Rivan: I learned from black people

[LOOC] [SR3] Noviia Corpus: oof

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

[LOG] Captain Cross said [IC] "Congratulations Gregiore, you're the first balck guy to be promoted on the ship."
​

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

"**[SR2] Affetta Malohart would remove her predator and point it to her chin, firing two shots and then respawning after dropping dead. "Dishonor on my family. Dishonor on my name.​

 

[Boomhauer]

"Who can you marry in Warframe?" ~ Hank
"Other players." ~ Graylox
"They're 13!" ~ Hank
"Hot." ~ Graylox

 

[Hohen]

**[CSM] Sarah Harris would take the knee attack to her abdomen, however it not being the most effective due to the fact that Sarah's current armor is quite strong, it being custom build by her husband with multiple strong alloys and metals. However, she'd still slightly stagger back, and quickly get back up from the knee attack. She'd return to her original combat stance, her left side still being more dominent. Her left leg being infront of her right, her left fist being higher and more farther away than her right. She quickly throw a very heavy punch to the right side of Ana's face. Staggering her. Sarah would do a heavy high round house kick to the right side of Ana's head, in an attempt to get her onto the floor again. If analyzed for long enough, it would be able to tell that Sarah wasn't the best with round house kicks, however she'd still be able to deal them heavily and just above the beginner level. After the round house kick, Sarah would return to her combat stance, again her left side being more dominant than her
**COMBAT, WOO
[LOOC] [SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya: this'll work, if you want. Big small or medium, I care not.
[OOC] Leviatus: bye friendo
[LOOC] [SR3] Fredericus Hohenzoller: Size doesn't matter


The fuck John

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] [RS] Jonathan: I am still confused how that wouldn't like slash open your neck, and fucking make blood pour out like Niagara falls.
[OOC] [RS] Jonathan: Oh
FCVAR_SERVER_CAN_EXECUTE prevented server running command: escape
[OOC] [RS] Jonathan: Ment for /looc.

 

[Coffee_Cup_Carl]

Jakius: Do it....

*Cross fires the weapon*

*CLICK*

Cross: SHIT!

 

[Boomhauer]

"Dude, no balls. You wont put on continuous activation."
"I'm gonna beat my meat."
"No balls"
"Alright."
>Dayz puts on continuous activation.
>laughing
>mfw I hear Dayz start slapping his thigh

 

[Hohen]

*** Seven: AUTISTIC SCREECHING AND MOANING