Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Hohen]

**[ENS] Jameson "Deadshot" Harris Sends the ship to run away

 

[Cross]

Vanity: This is what the crew will look like if we go to andromeda

 

[Kaje]

Vanity: This is what the crew will look like if we go to andromeda

That in the bloody fuck is that?!

 

[Hyperion]

That in the bloody fuck is that?!

"Cosplay"

 

[HexyFlexyMonGon]

Noos Ranje says "Yes, please, encourage sim-room for sexual activity."
Noos Ranje says "Less exams."
[SR2] Affetta Malohart says "Do not."
[SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya says "Noos, *no.*"
[SR3] Krius Varnion says "That is actually a good idea!"

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] [RS-M] WhiteChocolate: I can see Mass Effect Magazine now. "25 Sex tips to make a Turian Cloaca twitch!"

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] Joat: MOBILE BATH SUIT GUNDAM

 

[HankHandsome]

In IC TS channel:

Gavius: "I've got to be careful. They're the only family I have left."

Jameson Harris's IRL phone rings. Seinfeld theme at the worst possible time during a serious IC talk. I mean literally the second Vanity stopped speaking.

 

[HankHandsome]

Dayz dies for the 6th millionth time during Mass Effect Andromeda Multiplayer.

Hank sings with the blues clues jingle: "We just got a flatline. I wonder who it is."

Everyone else: "It's DAYZ!"

 

[Cross]

Krius one second before she was sent away

Spoiler

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

[LOG] [FT-PO3] Zeesa'Yusa nar Xodin used "/pm Gavius [Consciousness] Youre not a soldier. Youre not even a Turian. Youre a disgrace. You let people die, you let yourself die, why? Because you felt for some piece of shit, drug smuggling, ex-blue sun? You babied her, you treated her like a spoiled brat. You treated *Krius* like a brat. So she died like one. Then again, how can you expect to raise a soldier, when you arent even one yourself?"

TS Channel:

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[HexyFlexyMonGon]

9:33 PM - Blockz: Sou and Tamar b like:

9:37 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧: Anatasia and Tamar be like
9:37 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧:

9:38 PM - Blockz: OH MY GOD MY SIDES
9:38 PM - FlexyLexyMexyMonGon ◨_◧: Brb putting this in qoutes thread

 

[Hyperion]

**Captain Cross clenches his buttcheeks to the stairs really hard

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

[CSM] Sarah Harris says in radio: "[NEC] Who ever just killed the Warrant Officer gets a pat on the back."
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[Hohen]

1. A moment ago - Kaje:
   We need to inspire the population
2. A moment ago - Hohen:
   Anyone who joins gets a free ERP ticket

 

[Dayzcool]

[MP-SR2] Gregiore 'Bigsby' Gebhuza says "Why dont you sit on my big *black* cock, and show me some real fucking respect, Clover girl."

 

[Hohen]

[SR3] Xavier Shannon says in radio: "[NEC] Alright, fuck it. I'm Doxing all of you."
[SR3] Xavier Shannon says "I require a laptop."
[SR3] Xavier Shannon says "I am channeling my inner 'Master Haxor.""
[SR3] Cino’Rafin Nar Kosoma says "ALright"

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF: pm Gavius (OMNI) I loved how you pulled on my tail, that night was magical. You tore my ass up so bad that it looked like a yawning hippo.

 

[Hohen]

[SR3] Oriya Yeik says "Junk give me captain Cross's search history."
"Junk" says "That energy is-"
"Junk" says "Showiung"
"Junk" says "Last searched: HowToBeatYourQuarianGF.com"
[SR3] Cino’Rafin Nar Kosoma yells "What"

 

[Hohen]

Drell: I'm gonna succ your dick
Quarian: that would kill me
Drell: exactly now go treat his wounds