Mass Effects Quote Thread

[Rick]

Valelya Keix says "It's a joke ding dong."
Rick "Whiskey" Sanchez Says: "I know, but even as a joke that hits a mans pride."

 

[Hohen]

**Asher "Yanke" Abram rapes
Asher "Yanke" Abram has rolled 80.

 

[buttercat]

**The crate tips a little, leaning to Proxx's leg in a teeter.
[MP-PO3] Raik Proxx yells "FUCK"
[MP-PO3] Raik Proxx yells "FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAGH!"
[SR3] Maya Ar'gona says "Woah- *WOAH!*"
**[SR3] Maya Ar'gona would go to grab the crate.
[SR3] Maya Ar'gona has rolled 17.
[MP-PO3] Raik Proxx yells "MOTHER FUCKING AHGH SHIT!"
**[SR3] Maya Ar'gona had butter fingers.
[MP-PO3] Raik Proxx yells "GET IT OFF DAMMIT!"
**[SR3] Phil Ackerson would rush to try and stop the crate.
[MP-PO3] Raik Proxx yells "FUUUCK!"
[SR3] Phil Ackerson has rolled 35.
Yan'Kuli nar Tisa says "Yeeeeesh!"
**[SR3] Phil Ackerson would end up crushing his finger.
**[SR3] Maya Ar'gona would look at the Quarian.
**Yan'Kuli nar Tisa ambles over to try herself now, meagherly with quarian strength.
Yan'Kuli nar Tisa has rolled 100.
[LOOC] [MP-PO3] Raik Proxx: JESUS
[SR3] Phil Ackerson says "FUCK!"
[LOOC] [SR3] Maya Ar'gona: bull*SHIT*
**Yan'Kuli nar Tisa beasts the shit out of it.


[LOOC] Yan'Kuli nar Tisa: >whenurollthat100
[LOOC] [SR3] Vex'ira vas Rayya: I'm callin bs
[LOOC] [MP-PO3] Raik Proxx: ik
[LOOC] [SR3] Vex'ira vas Rayya: you used admin shit to get that 100

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

Wilson: CALL ME TUTT BECAUSE I AM YOUR DADDY​

 

[Boomhauer]

Hyperion: "So what have you guys have in Montana? Like, Native Alaskans?"
Me: "Native Americans."
Hyperion: "Oh, you've got those Casino's?"
Me: "No I think our reservations just have meth and gang violence."

 

[HexyFlexyMonGon]

[LOOC] [CSM] Sarah Harris: /me places her hands on Ana's chest and pushes her against the wall. Sarah would be right infront of her, almost breathing on her. Sarah would slide her hand onto the back of Ana's head and push it closer to her, she would start with a few kisses to Ana's lips and then a full-blown make out session. Their toughes touching and wrapping around each other as they would make out. Sarah would become more and more into it, as Ana was against the wall.
[LOOC] [SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya: PFFFT
[LOOC] [SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya: *I AM SAD YOU WROTE THIS.*
[LOOC] [SR3] Anatasia Baranovskaya: *BUT AMUSED.*

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] clever girl: 102 lbs, 5'10, well im glad the prometheus liberated someone from auschwitz

 

[Hyperion]

Potato: "Oh, there's some booty in the medbay."

 

[Jonathan Wilson]

[RS] Jonathan: Knock Knock
Tutt: whos thERE
[RS] Jonathan: Irish
Tutt: irish who
[RS] Jonathan: Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day
Tutt: DIEGFuzhn
​

 

[Hohen]

**[SR3] Oriya Yeik hands her a choclate bar.
[SR3] Oriya Yeik says "Have a snickers bar."
[FT-SR3] Lolo Gurtler says "No thanks I am good./"
[SR3] Oriya Yeik says "Your not you when your hungry."
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[Hohen]

**Jake ''Delta'' Wolf molest hohen in the ass while he's vulnerable
[MP-SR3] Sveinung Olesen has rolled 4.
[LOOC] [MP-SR3] Sveinung Olesen: fuck
Jake ''Delta'' Wolf has rolled 3.
FCVAR_SERVER_CAN_EXECUTE prevented server running command: escape
[LOOC] [MP-SR3] Sveinung Olesen: What are the chances

 

[Hohen]

[OOC] |RS-GM| CoolJVDog: me would cum as she push hard she rest her head on chair her body would shiver as she drip a little big of drool would come out of her mouth onto the chair "Fuck.... me.... that.... what a rush....

This kids is why you make sure you do the right command before you post an ERP log... *Fucking amateur*

 

[Kai]

[OOC] SR3-MR Damien McCarthy: Your wounds are as long as Benny's excuses...

 

[Kai]

**[SR3-RM] Miklós Horthy stand
[SR3-RM] Miklós Horthy has rolled 38.
**[SR3-RM] Miklós Horthy succeeds
**"Junk" attempts to give a shit
"Junk" has rolled 0.

 

[Kai]

[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "If there is one thing you should know about me."
[SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy says "I don't do meat that much."
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy: Okay.
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy: You know what.
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] William Karl Brayton: PFFFFT
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy: That came out wronger.
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] William Karl Brayton: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Kai]

[LOOC] [MP-PO3-RM] Raik Proxx: be quiet im bootiful
[LOOC] [SR3-RM] Damien McCarthy: You got a nice ass, now keep it so I can fu- I mean.

 

[Vanity]

Cross talking about searching the old ship's wreckage

Captain Cross yells "Search any equipment that you might think its valuable, and by god, if you find my hot-tub you're getting promoted."

[FT-CWO2] Luma'Valla vas Prometheus yells "Seconding that statement about the hot tub."

 

[BOOOOOOOOSH]

Not a quote. But.

*SNIFF* Hey...;"

 

[Boomhauer]

"Do it no balls." ~ Me in response to a threat of rape.

 

[Boomhauer]

"If you excuse me I just got told if I eat Sodium i'll die, so I'm going to go eat some sunflower seeds, which are covered in salt." ~ Jack